i like messi more than cristiano because messi loves coca cola and cr7 hates it

[Ropium]

If you met either of them they would be so boring and retarded you'd want to torture them to death. Sportsballers are not the celebrities you should worship. I establish parasocial relationships with clavicular and androgenic and other true phenoms and Faustian men of European excellence. Any third worlder can kick a ball around. It's not a skill we need or should give any attention to.