16-04-2026, 07:14 PM
I've figured it all out guys, we grew wrong.
If only we were mewing from childbirth.
If only we ate raw liver and breastfed until 12.
If only we played sports out in the sun all day.
If only we drank pure mudwater and not microplastics-contaminated poison.
If only we wore wolf pelts and not clothes made of polyester.
If only bastard orthodontists didn't fux our maxilla up.
If only bastard jewish allergies didn't make us mouthbreathe 24/7.
If only bastard parents made us live primal lifestyles.
Yeah guys that's it. It's all about how you grow up.
What's that? I should blame my 5'4" recessed street-shitting genetics instead?
But look at this 7000 year old yamnaya skull bro. Do you even weston A price bro?
No, man, that's it. We grew wrong.
If only we were mewing from childbirth.
If only we ate raw liver and breastfed until 12.
If only we played sports out in the sun all day.
If only we drank pure mudwater and not microplastics-contaminated poison.
If only we wore wolf pelts and not clothes made of polyester.
If only bastard orthodontists didn't fux our maxilla up.
If only bastard jewish allergies didn't make us mouthbreathe 24/7.
If only bastard parents made us live primal lifestyles.
Yeah guys that's it. It's all about how you grow up.
What's that? I should blame my 5'4" recessed street-shitting genetics instead?
But look at this 7000 year old yamnaya skull bro. Do you even weston A price bro?
No, man, that's it. We grew wrong.
