I am way too important to take unnecessary risks

[MVP]

like i dont drive around for fun, car accidents are a thing
i dont go skiing, look what happened to m schumacher
i dont go on a rollercoaster, it might malfunction and i fall down
i avoid dogs, they might bite
i dont go swimming, i might drown
i avoid humans, because i might get into an argument and get knifed down


stuff like that.