01-04-2026, 06:11 AM
I asked, what did you get up to today?
‘Rode my bike around and got cookies’
Incredible. Then I ask haha do you have one of those little baskets to carry the cookies? Cute
‘I used my backpack’
Awesome. Literally no braincells used to make that response. Every conversation goes about the same.
Literally no depth, I glitched the fucking matrix and started dating a genuine brainless npc with nothing of interest at all to say ever. No hobbies, no sense of humor, no intellect, no curiosity, no secrets or complicated human traits. Completely soulless and unfascinating. And I’m someone who finds humans very interesting.
And the worst part?
Not even cute
‘Rode my bike around and got cookies’
Incredible. Then I ask haha do you have one of those little baskets to carry the cookies? Cute
‘I used my backpack’
Awesome. Literally no braincells used to make that response. Every conversation goes about the same.
Literally no depth, I glitched the fucking matrix and started dating a genuine brainless npc with nothing of interest at all to say ever. No hobbies, no sense of humor, no intellect, no curiosity, no secrets or complicated human traits. Completely soulless and unfascinating. And I’m someone who finds humans very interesting.
And the worst part?
Not even cute
Smokes cigars, races cars, gets big fat Indian chicks to arch their lumbars 
