I've officially become a beercuck

[alien sex]

why would dat b healthy

i never said healthy i said least harmful, healthiest

if u just drink vodka it's like eating a loaf of white bread

a standard drink of vodka and a standard drink of wine have the same amount of ethanol. the only other thing vodka would have is water. the wine would have alcohol and water in it just like the vodka but would also have additional stuff in it(some amount of sugar btw)
also ethanol doesnt get broken down into glucose 

so all da good stuff

like what be specific