[Theory] sugarfree monster energy is goated for all my life

[thesupremegentleman]

it taste just so crazy good   im not joking like isnt it strange how soft drink companies who dont even make "energy" drinks cant even surpass them in taste  like...  that doesnt make sense

the sugar free monsters are just so crazy good to me like the mild tasting ones when they are ice cold are just so refreshing oh my god..... and also with monster energy the carbonation  is like super light so u can still just chug them if u want to its so perfect
these are my favorites
 super light crisp taste like more exotic sprite mix of grapefruit and citrus

 this is like the white one but this is like more citrusy, while its main note taste like honeydew melon? kinda
the design on this one looks like radioactive sludge but its actually very mild too

 this one is like the upgrade to this one ->  they both taste like ice tea but the orange one is better and its also mild


compare this shit to something like pepsi, dr pepper if u like that ,  or sprite , cola, anything.  it just doesnt come close in taste or texture. traditional sodas carbonation is so overbearing its like scraping ur throat if u try to chug them and the sugarfree versions dont come close in quality at all to monster even though theirs are also sugar free  it makes me watn to rip off my cloths and have kathisterma on my lap and petting him so gently