my mom once flashed me her tits

[bluerose]

the average ameripedo household is very susceptible to demonic possession thanks to the high amount of fructose syrups and white breads they consume, sorta like how everyone there has candida, imagine ur parents as two zombies controlled by brain-eating mold dat makes them wanna hurt and further infect even their own offspring, like those cordyceps ants u see on da discovery channel 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis