my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck

[Altruist]

long story short ... as you all know, recently i've been all about instigating and creating conflict because i'm an undiagnosed psychopath, so i told some albanian looking untermensch "did your mother teach you that when she was showing you how to suck cock for a living" when he spat on the street like a fucking animal while walking past me

the problem is he was not alone, but with 2 other equally ugly retards, and you all know what the average iq and temperament of those "people" are, so they instantly attacked me

funniest thing? two of them who actually did the fighting (one was a bitch and probably just waited for an opportunity to sucker punch me) look much worse than me, so if they report me and later sue for damages, they can get a lot of money

didnt even know i had the fighter gene too. reminder i'm a 25+ kg overweight manlet who didn't run, let alone exercise for a second in the last 5 years.