my pet goes to the liquor store

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Clerk: Good evening Sir, how can I help you? (Noticing a strange gaze in his eyes)

my pet: Give me two big bottles of your cheap white wine.

Clerk: Here you go, that will be 14 euros.

my pet drops the money, some of it falls on the floor

Clerk: Thank you and have a nice evening.

my pet: I'm better than you.