got asked out in the middle of the day by a legit milf

[Altruist]

I hope you don't have a subhuman trait that I also possess, namely being addicted to female attention.
If I don't receive any or receive very little for a period ranging from a few days to a week, I fall into a catatonic state

Please don't respond sarcastically, I'm serious

yeah, i feel legit offended when i go through a couple of days of invisibility, which is additionally ridiculous because i m a morbidly obese manlet with a swollen red face from excessive alcohol consumption