[Rate] Rate this couple that met on Hinge - the online dating app for “long term goals”

[prince of shitskins]

he looks like a beta cuck with a combover, probably a software engineer.
she looks 35 and post-wall

i'm sure she enjoys him paying for holidays and such, and she will cuck him in a few years after they have kids and he has to pay her $4,000 a month in child support.

i'm rattled that this didn't immediately occur to me

also

idk both 5s