24-01-2026, 09:28 PM
That's why I take breaks alone in the kitchen all the time, but I'm such an in-demand person that someone is bound to come in and ask me to help them with something. "This is broken, can you fix it?" "What am I supposed to put here?" "Can you understand this because I can't"
But if it's not that, it's going to be some dumb Canadianized Ukrainian whore who comes in and cringily says "bon apple tea" expecting me to laugh but I just look at her with a neutral expression without responding, then go back to eating and then she'll go "ugh you're so boring, fine" and then she'll have a sour face / my non-reaction will live rent-free in her head for the next 22 business days.
If I take breaks with the subhumans at work, one of these questions is bound to come up:
"Whatcha eating?"
"Watch any good shows lately?"
"Video games?"
Food.
No, I don't watch tv.
No, I don't play games anymore.
I just go to work to make money (for now, because I will soon quit) while I scam people on the side. I'm getting a burner phone soon so I can scam people all hours that I work. If you want to talk to me about anything other than these two things, I am not interested.
But if it's not that, it's going to be some dumb Canadianized Ukrainian whore who comes in and cringily says "bon apple tea" expecting me to laugh but I just look at her with a neutral expression without responding, then go back to eating and then she'll go "ugh you're so boring, fine" and then she'll have a sour face / my non-reaction will live rent-free in her head for the next 22 business days.
If I take breaks with the subhumans at work, one of these questions is bound to come up:
"Whatcha eating?"
"Watch any good shows lately?"
"Video games?"
Food.
No, I don't watch tv.
No, I don't play games anymore.
I just go to work to make money (for now, because I will soon quit) while I scam people on the side. I'm getting a burner phone soon so I can scam people all hours that I work. If you want to talk to me about anything other than these two things, I am not interested.
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