19-01-2026, 08:26 PM
(19-01-2026, 08:20 PM)Busty Doll Wrote: There was a 20th century sketch.
Guy acts insane: he grabs every piece of paper he sees around, and says: "Nope, that ain't it."
After repeating this 200 times they refer him to a shrink who issues a certificate that he's insane and unfit for military duty.
He then holds up the certificate in a completely rational tone and says: "That is it."
nice, I've heard of another one
Guy goes to the medical committee and says "I can't go to the army, I'm blind"
Doctor shows him a panel with letters "Can you read this" he responds "No I can't see anything"
He brings it closer and asks "Now can you read this" again he responds "No I can't see anything"
Doctor scratches his head, then calls a nurse and wispers something to her ear
Nurse proceeds to take her shirt and bra off infront of the patient who in no time gets an erection
Doctor then says "You are telling me you can't see the texts but you can clearly see her breasts!" and the guy responds
"I can't see them, my penis can, so send my penis to the army!"
