Being perceived as gay negatively bothers me

[Altruist]

Well, it depends on who says it. And when. And how 
I'm usually called gay by women during some of their, um, games (the usual pantomime they adopt when they try to “hide” that they're attracted to you, or blah blah) or by men who perceive the arrogance+elegance combo (caused by a very high verbal IQ, in my case + “poor” emotional responsiveness).

In that case, “gay” has a slightly different meaning. 

can't wait for my reps to reset