If my pet wanted to, he could solve all the open problems in math during a coffee break in record time

[Dreckssau]

And he could take all the money and quit the law profession. But the unthankful mass of humanity is not worth even the little effort it takes him to do something so beyond even the most capable of the rest. So, he would rather spend that time listening to a Britney Spears tune from the 2000's.