want to do 30 pushups by august

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

I got to doing 8 x 50 in a day within a couple of weeks, starting from not being able to do 3

That's when i realized they are useless. Just as retarded as my drinking, where i need 5 hours and 2 l of caloric piss to get drunk.

Lifting +  vodka mogs as a combo

drop this gig it's not even funny

there's no universe where you are doing 50 consecutive pushups