rate my response when a cop asked me for my name at 4PM 50m away from my home

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"my bitches call me daddy"

I then looked at him like I was gonna cripple him in a second, extended my hand and said: "I'm daddy, nice to meet you"

for a brief moment, I even thought "what are you doing, retard, this is my pet, not a larping forum" to myself, only for the guy to ... shake hands with me, tap my shoulder to signal friendliness, say his name and ask me if there are any problems in the street

I just made the "I thought so" grimace, put my hand back in my pocket, turned around and went away



jfl at some cops

the blue uniform doesnt grant you the right to harrass random people and ask them to identify themselves to you while they are going home from the local grocery store nearby (in the middle of the day, with me doing nothing suspicious, looking completely normal, having nothing except 10 E and a key in my pockets and carrying a transparent bag full of vegetables)

I wouldnt be surprised if he simply got triggered by the looksmog and tried to abuse his status to get me to do something reckless