[Looksmax] 31 year old big gay Arab guy touched my dick at the club yesterday

[freddie]

bro the dude was a cracked-out dinosaur hunter who thought your jaw was a rare T-rex fossil and tried to dig it up in the club bathroom for the museum.
he wasnt tryna suck dick he was tryna publish a paper. boyfriend was just the co-author watching the field work.
you didnt get hit on you got peer-reviewed mid-rave. legend status.