everyone want the “white american” experience

[aklifaal]

>suburban cul-de-sac
>literally a minute away from my two best bros
>treehouse in the back yard
>woods to explore
>abandoned fancy house to fuck around in two blocks away
>biking around with the boys like retards
>summers at the lake house watching my summer crus evolve into a titcow
>awesome high school parties
>kick-ass cartoons and movies
>golden age of vidya
>badass toys
>saturday morning fucking cartoons
>warped tour '98
>coke before they ruined it