05-12-2025, 03:07 AM
I had an encounter with some funny Russian broad in a Monaco bus last week.
First she sits next to me deliberately, stinking of cigarettes.
Next she goes away to make loud phonecalls: "NO NO HONEY I HAVE BEEN AFTER YOU FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATE.."
other passengers were visibly bothered. Then I come back in the other direction later than night but the Russian woman is on the bus again and making the same calls still.
"NO NO NO. NO I AM SOBER. I'M SOBER. I'VE BEEN HUNTING YOU FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF MY ASSOCIATE."
Finally the driver snapped "Hey stop it! And don't touch the door! I'm calling the police!"
She was like: "But the sign said Lavrotto. This is Lavrotto."
(It's actually Larvotto but she keeps repeating Lavrotto even after I correct her.)
First she sits next to me deliberately, stinking of cigarettes.
Next she goes away to make loud phonecalls: "NO NO HONEY I HAVE BEEN AFTER YOU FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATE.."
other passengers were visibly bothered. Then I come back in the other direction later than night but the Russian woman is on the bus again and making the same calls still.
"NO NO NO. NO I AM SOBER. I'M SOBER. I'VE BEEN HUNTING YOU FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF MY ASSOCIATE."
Finally the driver snapped "Hey stop it! And don't touch the door! I'm calling the police!"
She was like: "But the sign said Lavrotto. This is Lavrotto."
(It's actually Larvotto but she keeps repeating Lavrotto even after I correct her.)
