super awkward fucking moment last week

[aklifaal]

i legit hoped it's her randomly doing that in front of me for a minute or two and then realized she is trying to get my attention

awkward as fuck, specially because it's a fucking child so i cant even begin to take it as a compliment

i can recall a similiar scenario with my neighbors daughter, she tried to get my attention by hugging my legs (her head was in my crotch) and drawing a doodle of me with hearts and shit and gifting me that 

tbh i imagine this happens to every man, it's like a boy trying to hump his big sisters legs or whatever. best thing to do as the older party is just ignoring the brat 

have you watched jagten, legit can't joke around with that scenario especially in a cucked individualistic culture