my accomplishments ranked by how proud i am of them

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That's even more USD jaani.

Is your secret owning a second home in a prestigious area of Croatia such as Shplit

nope, it's this: https://www.hok-cba.hr/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Tariff-of-Fees-and-Expenses-payable-for-Lawyers-Services-nesluzbeni-prijevod-s-hrvatskoj-jezika.pdf (posting the eng version for other users)