when a hooker texts you back 8 hours after you texted them..

[I Already Know I'm Ugly]

Like what the fuck enters the mind of these lazy whores and compels them to do that? You think I’m just still here waiting for you whenever you’re ready? It’s an impulse purchase that I only want to pay for when I’m majorly horny and have lost all sense. If you wait then I’m gonna lose interest and most likely be embarrassed for considering you, you ugly bitch.