So the first thing any guy does when he gets a little money and power

[Ursa Major]

funny thing i was looking at women that are double my age on tinder after that guys thread about finding a cougar and i saw this, honestly i would be on green (lucky) if i had this unfortunately its very rare for older women to go for young age 
once i had this tinder match of a woman that was 29 or smth, she was hot asf and even prettier than this woman below, at least for my taste since she was goth so typical pale long dark hair and high class looks. i asked if she would let me make a 'mommy out of her' - she seemed okay about it and flirted but after a few days of talking we realized that we lived too far away unfortunately