What's the deal with guys turning into your mom/grandma while being drunk

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You're high IQ and an utter mogger so it's not surprising you feel out of your element with uppity subhumans

Can't say I have ever had a night out on the prowl. I cringe looking back at almost every interaction I have anyway + I look like shit 

Maybe being around a mogger like yourself makes them overcompensate with fake confidence? Social dynamics make me cringe tbh

I'd rather drink on the 'cord

Is op who i think he is