if there was a button u could press, that tortures every human except urself for eternity in the worst ways imaginable,

[machinelves]

No that's the curious thing: as much as you Say you wouldn't mind some evildoer tortured,

if you recount a real-life example of you going though extremely big agony,  

when you are asked if you'd wish the same on your enemy, the answer is: "Screw that. Let's not go there."

reasonable tbh