you need to have a black girl in ur inner monologue

[machinelves]

intrusive thoughts that u gained weight bc u ate chips today?

"girl shut the hell up, no you did not" (aave black girl accent)

someone being fucked up

"boy bye i dont need no crusty ass neegah in my life"

its very corny but its a hihgly effective technique for becoming more loq inhb