upside #432 of being very, very fat

[Altruist]

the "do you get aroused when you see me" line works great on those annoying dudes who get all startled up around you when the mog kicks in, but can't handle it and just make the situation uncomfortable and needlessly tense for everyone present with their attitude. a complete shutdown without having to escalate and become confrontational like a bitch/autist in a low stakes social situation. them trying to respond by clowning your weight would just backfire hard because it would make them sound like copers, and the line is not cringe over the top narcissism exactly because it's a fatass saying it (there's automatically a lighthearted, autoironic undertone to it)