the domain mail inbox every time the guy with the 500 accounts tries to register a new one:

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

HELP ME SAAR
DO THE NEEDFUL
THE SHIT HAS GOT TO MY LUNGS
IT WAS FIRST IN MY ANUS, AND OF THE ANUSES OF MY MANY, MANY COUSINS (A THOUSANDS) 
BUT IT HAS COME TO MY LIPS AND MY NOSTRILS AND NOW IM DROWNING 
SAAR, IF YOU DO NOT LET ME IN THE WEST I WILL DIE OUT OF SHITTY ASPHYXIATION 
AAAAAAAAAAAA
-ACK