a 30 kg overweight manlet dressed like shit getting legit offended when a prime jb doesn't eyefuck him

[machinelves]

not sure what you meant, but, on a related note, i walked past a large window shop today and caught myself without previously fixing my posture, sucking my stomach up and squintmaxxing ... the worst cortisol spike i felt in weeks. i look like a walking fucking barrel, lmao

fuuuuark thats too relatable

its a complete jumpscare