there's a good chance I might get kicked out of uni in the next month

[Busty Doll]

if you had 46 chromosomes you would realise that the statment that something is readily achievable by an average person is about as far removed from bragging as things can be

You have already made 1 braggart thread this evening.

Namely how you moved out to live with your sub-5 girlfriend when you were 22