If I could hot tub time machine my ass 20 years ago

[Bojack]

Here's what I would do to ascend
1) roid early as possible
2) start boxing/mma at 4-5 years old
3) train everyday and ascend
4) looksmax properly
5) go to the right college
6) become a contender
7) insert whatever else the fk in here

Muh time was truly 20 years ago tbh.