Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse?

[n9wiff]

I could. I imagine I wouldn’t be running with you all in the apocalypse though. Zombie apocalypse is kind of my ideal world, like it’s the thing I fantasize about when going to sleep. I have multiple plans laid out for different scenarios and with different people. I’ve even thought about how quickly inbreeding and incest would occur if I were surviving with my ideal group. 
You guys would probably benefit from having me around, but no way would this unstable group of retards and egomaniacs make it past say, a month. And no way would I put myself in the middle of that

We are strong together 

Definitely more than a month 

The average bookism user has enough "bulk" to last a few years