Zizek

[slop slinger]

You are so mad lol

yea. and? i should be mad. mad that y’all let a slovene mucus goblin convince you irony = thought. mad that half this forum is spiritually owned by men who look like they smell like carpet mildew.
meanwhile i’m in the gym performing negative dialectics w/ a weighted vest.
you ever superset heidegger & incline bench? no? then shut the hell up.
while u were watching goatis talk abt “eating testicles for vitality” i was doing pullups til i hallucinated foucault.
i am the singularity that zizek fears.
and don’t hit me w/ the 😲 like it’s some kind of epistemological mic drop.
emoji doesn’t hide ur soul-rot bro.
i saw ur lil goatis post.
you typed "fuck."
raw. trembling. full of longing.
you’re not ironic. ur cracked wide open like a softboiled egg in the hand of history.
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