why is it so hard for people here to believe i'm 1. a lawyer 2. rich 3. handsome?

[Altruist]

I just think your sense of humor is hilarious 

Being rich/handsome/smart is a non factor when it comes to if someone is a good poster or not

Its also not hard to believe at all. Idk if your slaycount is 50 like you claim tho, just seems like that would cash with your schizoid personality

The slaycount claim is bullshit, it's obvious i dont have the brain wiring necessary to be compelled to go around and try fucking every other girl i find hot (that's something only perpetually insecure narcy 5s do anyway). And this is the least frequent focal point of my brags, so it's clearly the odd one out

The rest, though, is completely true, and i dont know if i should just laugh at it considering i have 600 000 posts on incel forums or open my window and end it