The waiter winked at me

[n9wiff]

Did you ask for her number?

No I was too scared but she made some small talk which was nice because I never had interaction with strangers in like weeks. 

She kept offering alcohol which is brutal because she thinks I look over 21 when I am in fact 18 

Maybe she just thought I was awkward person and therefore easy to sell expensive drinks too 

But nah, I'll make my own delusions and indulge myself.