i have a new rule to live by

[Altruist]

I'm not religious but by listening to various preachers I've made the judgment that Salafism is the most impressive faith.

"i'm not a manlet, but by conducting thorough research i've made the judgment that the tallest humans on earth are 5ft6"

just off yourself, retard (not by blowing yourself up and killing a bunch of random people in the process, preferably)