i kid you not

[Altruist]

FBI probably

They have a whole sheet "What does the word 'cope like the pope' mean? Well, it's some kinda code man."

This is what they spend our tax money on

despite the contrary delusion, private entities and citizens committing tax frauds are a way bigger problem for the cost of the government than some public agency or an entity that, shockingly, doesn't manage to be 100% efficient. 

there are exceptions in both sectors, but as someone who has a deep insight into how both of those operate, i have to tell you what you are hinting at is as cringe as the most extreme form of DEI policies you can imagine. i get the psychological paradox of having a harder time giving your money away (and thinking someone is wasting it while not having a problem using all the infrastructure built with other people's tax money) when it was gifted to you via inheritance, though