I'm getting too old to be a canditate hugs n kisser receiver from jbs

[Busty Doll]

in that case you should consider a turban 

that way you kill 2 birds with one stone: hide baldness and peakock at raycists

There's plenty of options for baldness: Brett Maverick, Sv3rige, Elon Musk got transplants.
Akram Junior and GMK001 wear baseball caps.

But I don't use none of that

Also I invented the term Baldcel Singularity: my hair was quite similar at age 36 but the same norwood level is a smaller deal at age 46!

So with each passing year I dominate the dating market more and more.