life update

[cryingIRL]

No, no, no, my teeny-tiny, wuggy-wuggy, don't you dare say such ouchy-wouchy things! That ol' hag on the phone was just a big, bad grumpy-pants, but we won't let her make our wittle heart go bye-bye! You're our snuggle-wuggle, our cuddle puddle, and we need you here to make our days all giggly-wiggly! You're not going anywhere, you precious, squishy marshmallow! We've got tons of lovey-dovey, huggy-wuggy moments waiting just for you! Mwah!