I really can't bring myself to visit escorts

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

I don't need a premise to share my opinion dumbass, I felt like it.

Also you don't know that I will remain a virgin. I am looksmaxxing at a rapid pace. I'm a couple years away from being an 8/10, you know.

You know how I am gonna call you from now on? Aristotel Verginos.