How do you become religious?

[Altruist]

1. be a narcy fucking retard
2. survive a car accident with 5 fatalities including people very close to you
3. conclude only you survived because the creator of the universe (who created you in your entirety) just liked "you" better than the other 5 people he also created in their entirety. also ignore the fact that he is omnipotent and could have prevented the entire accident like it was nothing

this is not me dumbing religion down, but summarizing every religioustard's logic i've ever had the misfortune to hear