Why smoking is healthy for NEETs

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because you have to go outside and get sunlight to get away with smoking.
smoking is the only compelling reason to go outside after I discovered that Wall-Mart delivers.

Sunlight has qualities you can't replicate with vitamin D or an UV lamp unless you get the 1000$+ ones

paradoxically, smoking is good for the cardiovascular system, strengthens the gum and teeth, and reduces the risk of cancer and all-cause mortality because the positive effects of the sun outweigh any potential negative effect during the increment of time it takes to light a cigarette up to about a pack a day.

Unless you vape which has all sorts weird kike chemicals + heavy metals in it as well as makes you look like a faggot

I very occasionally miss smoking. I would like to pick up a pack for old times sake but im afraid I might start regularly smoking again if I do lol