is this a good pick-up line?

[Altruist]

"i may be ugly, boring as fuck, self-important without any real basis for it, broke, bitter, friendless and sexless at 25, but i'm the best walker you'll ever meet"

sounds solid to me. i'd use it if i actually had the need to have sex (weird how i don't possess the biological hard-wiring every life-form on the planet is controlled by, i know)