[LOL] "It's not because your friend is overly pushy with girls. Have you seen his face?..."

[Munificent]

I ADORE this thread. 

The mystery.

Who is she? What is her relationship to OP? What relationship does she… want… with OP? Who is the friend?

Did this even happen?

The excitement… The butterflies I feel in my chest… Will we get an update?