the best way to start a sunny sunday

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- wake up at 6
- check your bookism alerts
- take sleeping pills, klonopin, lamotrigine and duloxetine
- make coffee
- chug 0.5 bottle of (white wine)
- turn your laptop on
- spend 30 minutes checking the news on sites you usually read
- spend 2 hours on legal research for the next lawsuit/response to a lawsuit/brief/legal remedy you are writing next, because it's a neverending process
- ask mom what's for lunch when she wakes up
- jerking off to tranny porn
- 30 minutes of reading your brilliant texts from the last couple of weeks, where you completely and utterly deconstructed the opponent's claims to quarks
- checking which stores work today, in case i feel the need to drink in the evening again
- revising your general to-do list and planning a brutal glow-up for spring (hygiene and weight for me)
- spending 6 hours dismantling verdicts of the best first instance judges in zagreb, barely controlling the euphoria it gives you
- shitposting here occasionally throughout the day