function and purpose are man-made concepts

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Christianity claims to be the solution to mortality.

"Oh don't worry about all these grisly aspects, we have the solution."

-"What is it??"

"Just saying things like Matthew, chapter, etc."

it isn't a solution to material mortality

(56) Jesus said, “ Whoever has come to understand the world has
found (only) a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to
the world.”