Drunk on whiskey again - here's my resume

[n9wiff]

I had some weird urinary infection 2 1/2 years ago so the doctor ultrasounded my abdomen.

I was surprised that his reaction was: "So, you are pursuing healthy living."


I realized he probably meant that my Liver was intact unlike my alcoholic peers

Alcohol is poison thank god I am not addicted and drink responsibility.


But damn is it a beautiful class of drinks, I am drinking in some glass thing at 3 am with the door open light cold breeze on a rocking chair 

So peaceful