Show me your booze stash

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

I still have the stash of vodka, rum, and beer that I found on the road. The last two times I drank the vodka resulted in projectile vomiting…. I think it’s contaminated. The next day there was a notice in the news that rubbing alcohol was put into fake vodka bottles (and it was the same brand that I found). Or maybe my stomach’s just becoming weak in old age.

Either way, I’m afraid to drink again

Everything from the store should be okay considering that they have to meet some requirements. I used to stash beer in the bushes when I was more into the bar scene but I would pick it up later. Throw that in the garbage and make sure that nobody gets their hands onto it.