Show me your booze stash

[Honest]

I still have the stash of vodka, rum, and beer that I found on the road. The last two times I drank the vodka resulted in projectile vomiting…. I think it’s contaminated. The next day there was a notice in the news that rubbing alcohol was put into fake vodka bottles (and it was the same brand that I found). Or maybe my stomach’s just becoming weak in old age.

Either way, I’m afraid to drink again